| Team # | TEAM NAME | CAPTAIN | CAT | YRS | MENTIONS | SLOGAN |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Louis Todd | S | 12 | Woodie | Its a secret | |
| 2 | Fix Diesel Teaser X | Chris Bleiler | AS | 9 | 2010 3rd Pl. | If everything seems under control, you're just not
going fast enough. - Mario Andretti Let's ride! |
| 3 | Super Bee | Leap'n Lou Krukar aka Mayor of Kingston | A | 1 Kingston | Go fast or go home. If any of you Portlandia Ladies want to put on some big boy box pants and go racing, give us a call. | |
| 4 | Zero Point Zero | Kirstin Thomas | A | 2 | 2010 The Chiefs / Best Helmet | Ramming Speed!! |
| 5 | Deep Weeny | Aaron Gann | A | ? | "Slow is the new fast." | |
| 6 | The Koopa Troupe | Eric Ranz | A | Rookie | Game Over. Insert Coin? | |
| 7 | Luv Motion | Crystal Potter | S | 5 | Harder! Faster! | |
| 8 | KISS | Ernesto Grundseth | S | 2 Monrovia 1 Sandhill 3 PDX |
2009 Best in Show | "Like a G6!" |
| 9 | Mullet / Business in the front, party in the back. | Erin Jean O'Regan | A | 3 | 2008 French Kiss / Crowd Pleasure | Business in front, party in the back. |
| 10 | T.E.N. | Jasson "Crash" Hoskins | AS | 1 | "Team Extreme insomnia- Narcolepsy is for pussies." | |
| 11 | S.I.N. Cycles / The G-Machine | Ryan O'Brien | AS | 1 | Our lives our going down hill fast! | |
| 12 | MELATS | Marcus Jockin | A | 4 | Men Eating Lasagna And Talking Shit | |
| 13 | Goldmember | Joel Crawford | AS | Rookie | Anything worth doing is worth doing right. | |
| 14 | Mrs. Esterbus | Eric E. Henson | AS | Rookie | "Regular doses of Hamms gives Mrs. Esterbus an obvious advantage" | |
| 15 | Millhouse in Bizzario Cart | Abe Gleason | AS | 3 | 2010 Masters of the Universe / Crowd Favorite | No brake, no brake, no brake…no brake……..….BRAKE BRAKE!!!!! Skeletor foot!!!!!........ |
| 16 | MANVIL Racing | John "Skegger" Swanson | AS | 7 | Ya gotta go up to get down! | |
| 17 | Hot for Teacher Inc. | Eric Roesinger | S | 4 | 2009 2nd Pl. 2010 3rd Pl. | Speeding down volcanoes so that you don't have to. |
| 18 | Alpenhosed | Peter Grimm | AS | 1 | Brakes? We don't need no stinkin' brakes! | |
| 19 | Engine 19 Reservor Dogs | Vincent Alvarez | A | 4 | Findem' hot and leave them wet. | |
| 20 | Team Bazinga | William Buchert | S | 1 | All for One, Yes that means all of you are for us... | |
| 21 | The Nut Huggers | Matt Williams | A | 3 | 2009 B Team / Team Favorite | Tight Ballin'! |
| 22 | Mt. Tabor Death Ride | Smiley Whiplash | A | 6 | The Deadliest Roller Coaster on Earth! | |
| 23 | Toe Cutters | Joel D. Kaplan | AS | 4 | Saftey first. | |
| 24 | Migration Brewing | McKean Banzer | A | Rookie | Naturally Moving Beer! | |
| 25 | Pietanic | Scott Morris | A | 1 | No pie eating people can ever be vanquished | |
| 26 | Imagine Energy, LLC | Jonathan Cohen | AS | 1 | Two out of three ain't bad! | |
| 27 | Team Awesome/Steampunk Airship Pirates | Kim Lundin | A | 3 | Avast! We are awesome. Our airship is awesomer! | |
| 28 | The Fundead | Jesse Ellison | A | 1 | Not even gravity could stop the fundead... | |
| 29 | Clang | J. Dub Hogue | AS | 9 | Best in art 2006, 2007and 2008 | Clang is a cozy god. He is good willed. He is also destructive. |
| 30 | CraneRodd Rammigami | Susan Ashbury | A | 3 | You gotta know when to fold 'em | |
| 31 | Team Liability | Ryan Keck AKA Col. Cornhole | AS | Rookie | 2010 Liability DNF | Don't sue the clueless! |
| 32 | iPad 3 | Mark Groenenboom | AS | Rookie | There is no app for this. |
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| 33 | FAB PDX | Brian Crawford | A | Rookie | Art is really our thing....so don't judge us if our car is slow | |
| 34 | Team Dung Beetle | Drew Flint | AS | 10 | Louder! Faster! Funnier! | |
| 35 | Hotdog Millionaire | Sam Smith | A | Rookie | "Lettuce beef frank with you." | |
| 36 | S.L.A.M.N. | Ben Nicholes | AS | Rookie | Industrial Designers Endorsing Art and Science (get it? I.D.E.A.S.?) | |
| 37 | Gravity Slave | Chip Jelsema | AS | 4 | Time, Space and Gravity. | |
| 38 | cook engine | Benny Stickel | A | Rookie | Just because you're rich enough to own a boat doesn't mean you're smart enough to drive one! | |
| 39 | Formula Gravity | Aaron Foster | S | 5 | Best sound affects | Every year, we get faster...(and older.) |
| 40 | Feral Mullet | Katherine Krueger | AS | 3 | I can't Drive AND Push!! | |
| 41 | Landshark IX | Aaron Abrams | S | 8 | Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women. | |
| 42 | Waste Wagon 2 | Jared Burdick | S | 1 | Wasted Wagoneers on Wheels. |